I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
well you can't waste a boner
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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