your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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