I want to walk on stilts...naked
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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