I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
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Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
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OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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