i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
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The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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