i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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