Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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