Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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