it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
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It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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