why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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