Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
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Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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