Have you finally orgasmed yet?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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