we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
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he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
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Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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