Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
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do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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