This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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