My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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