ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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