There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
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Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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