school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
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He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
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Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
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When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick