In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
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Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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