i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize
