I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
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First date: that requires underwear, huh?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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