I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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