So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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