You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
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You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
i need some magic done to my vagina
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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