she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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