it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
they need to just BURY HIM!
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
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If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Randomize