My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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