dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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