My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
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I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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