Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
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I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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