So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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