Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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