This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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