you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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