I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
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He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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