Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
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Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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