I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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