I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
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My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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