I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
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the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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