he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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