In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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