the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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