He is an equal opportunity slut.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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