did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I will be naked everywhere
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
