Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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