He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
