for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
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I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
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just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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