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I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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