We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
