im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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