hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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