69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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