Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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