You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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