hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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