when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
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I wish there were birth control emojis
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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