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Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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