Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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