I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
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We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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