Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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