dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
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Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..