All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
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I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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